Personally I don't like the name Crosstour. Sort of reminds me of the Renault LeCar I once had. I prefer more descriptive names such as Maverick, Mustang, Cougar, Impala, Galaxy, etc. etc. Part of the reason I removed the Crosstour badge from my car. I haven't yet picked a name, but the wife suggested the Excel as it is actually an EX-L. Not sure I like that, but pretty much anything beats Crosstour. I guess since is it my car, I can call it anything I want.
the squirrel frier...My wife's old 99 accord untill i took over maintenance of the car from her father (not car friendly dude) the air filter had not been changed in 25K miles some two years. a friend of mine saw it and said hey look squirrel jerky...so the name squirrel frier caught on amongst my dodge owners group...they also call it the pregnant hatchback