Did you hear the one about the Amish teen that got caught with pictures of girls with no bonnets?
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Raising Amish teens is difficult these days. They always want to sleep in until 6 or 7 in the morning.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
A Mechanic.
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How do you fit 17 Amish in a Corolla?
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
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What goes clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang bang bang?
An Amish drive-by shooting.