[r4wd]

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a women in a red Mustang doing 85 km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone and I lost my text I was sending.

 

[r4wd]

Zipper Problems

Skirt Zipper.











As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became

Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to

Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..​

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus​

​

Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.​

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached​

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Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
Second time attempted the step.​

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.​

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With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.​

About this time, a large Texan who was standing​

​

Behind her picked her up easily by the waist
And placed her gently on the step of the bus.​

She went ballistic and turned to the​

​

Would-be Samaritan
And ​

​

yelled,

'How dare you touch my body!​

​

I don't even know who you are!'​

The Texan smiled and drawled,​

'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
But after you​

​

unzipped my fly three times,

I kinda figured​

​

we was friends.'​